Someone at Google has a sense of humor

How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).

GMail Paper

You can make us print one, one thousand, or one hundred thousand of your emails. It’s whatever seems reasonable to you.

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