I quit! Day 3
I WANT a goddamn, motherfucking, Camel Light cigarette. I want 10 of them. Hell, I want to be a fuckin’ smoker. I want to chain-smoke the damn things ’til I get so sick I puke all over the rest of them.
That being said, day 3 is going very well - for me. For those around me, god help you if you piss me off - I will kill you. I will shove a goddamn carton of smokes up your ass, each one lit & sans astro glide.
But yeah - it’s going well. Locked myself in my house this evening to avoid sprinting to the corner store for a pack of Camel straights (no filter). Just drugged myself to make sure I don’t wander to the store in my sleep to buy a pack. If I could figure out how to get these restraints on by myself, I’d strap myself into my bed.
Oh, yes. Going so very well.
Tags:LifePowered by Gregarious (36)
-- Don't just Digg it, REDDIT!
