Keys … Suck

So, yeah – I’ve got this friend. Great girl, but every time we go out, she looses her keys. You may recall a short while back I had to kick her door in at some crazy hour ’cause she lost her keys….

Ok, so tonight, I decide that I’ll be the one responsible for the keys.

Kids: Don’t ever be responsible for the keys.

I lost ‘em. I’m pretty sure I know where it happened, but … Man, do I feel like an ass.