No, it’s not another ‘top-ten things to do to give you a (false) sense of accomplishment and draw thousands of (useless) hits to your site” type article . All of those are mostly bullshit anyway.
Sure — you could try link-building, link-baiting, doing that “real content” thing or hundreds of other things to build your site popularity. But why?
Why not just find a really disgusting photo of Courtney Love being ever-so-unsexy, post it to your site with some amazingly interesting copy, and prepare to upgrade your server.
It really does seem that all you have to do to get thousands of fresh new visitors to your site every day is to post this image on your site.
It’s become so popular here that it’s by far the #1 most viewed article on my site — logging nearly 10,000 hits a day.
So the next time you’re sitting around and thinking to yourself, “I really wish I knew how to increase my unique daily visitor stats”, think: sick picture of heroin addicted bitch-from-hell flopping her tits around on stage.
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It would be an interesting test to see if you get more hits by linking to the hottest viral video ATM. IMHO, Pearl would win out in the end.
Will Ferrell being berated by his alcoholic landlord, Pearl:
The Landlord – http://sjl.funnyordie.com/v1/view_video.php?viewkey=3efbc24c7d2583be6925
who the fuck do you think you are to insult someone the way you did right now.. just to TRY to get some atention..
you´re patetic..
i can´t belive that you need to humiliate someone that saying all that so more people enter to your little blog
fuck you
and just for the record,
courtney love got to a lot more than you in her life… you are nothing,,, while she´s known in the hole world
Blah blah blah …
I’m sure you’re some sort of authority on something, somewhere … but here, you just don’t matter.
Besides, I haven’t humiliated her … She’s humiliated herself — over and over again. I didn’t remove her bra or make her look like a strung out heroin addict.
I won’t even get into her accomplishments — frankly, given enough money, anyone can fabricate as many accomplishments as they want … Takes fools like you to acknowledge them.
Your sick picture of a heroin addicted bitch-from-hell flopping her tits around on stage is precisely what got me here. Kudos!
Courtney Love’s tits are magical
Fuck You!!
She is a slut but she’s attractive
You feel angry cz your bored articles are never better than her tits…
I dont know you..
If I wasn’t searching for that ‘heroin addicted bitch-from-hell’ that you said, I still don’t know you even exist!
Why don’t you just take a cup of coffee and shut the fuck up?
If talking bullshit about these kind of stuff is the only way to increase your site visitor stats..man trust me, u’d better quit..cz you r a fucking loser.
At least she knows she’s a slut.
But you know nothing. You don’t even have the courage to accept the fact YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER
“courtney love got to a lot more than you in her life”… ??? lol…
a lot more what exactly?
… a lot more cosmetic surgery maybe. but oh, she’s just whining about being such an idiot as to having too many of them nowadays
)…
she is a stupid idiot who wasn’t able to raise her child properly ‘cos drugs and silicon and alcohl was always more important… she’s a slut who knows she’s a slut? – gorgeous. why the fuck did she have a child then? ‘cos she’s an irrisponsible unintelligent bitch.
SHE IS A LOOSER
) and I guess nobody who has at least one brain cell envies her. it is ridiculous even to imagine that someone would enviously compare his/her life with this looser idiot.
=)))))
At this point, this page comes up with the first image for a simple google image search for “courtney love”. The boob has nothing to do with it (though it does, I imagine, make people actually click on the google hit). Just mentioning.
Ok, Daphne, first of all…how old are you… ahh, ok I get it, you were probably just a prepubescent little girl playing with Barbie dolls in 1990, when Courtney Love was the frontwoman of the band Hole, which by the way, WAS actually amazing at that time. And Mr. anti blogger, if it wasn’t for me typing in Courtney Love in Google, I would have never found your blog. And now yeah, I found, and I’m still NOT interested. I might as well have never found it ’cause I wouldn’t have not known about your existence. Idiots make me feel so misanthropically sick! And Daphne dear… by the way, what the hell is a “LOOSER”. Well the Webster dictionary says it’s the inflected form of LOOSE, which means “not rigidly fastened or securely attached”, mmm, I think you should read more books girl…
You got me. I typed “Courtney Love” in Google and that image is still right at the top. Click on it and it takes you here. I find it hard to believe that this is the only place on the internet that has this image. You’re very lucky to be the most popular.
Nobody cares about your useless blog. You just got lucky it’s a google hit, and she happens to be topless. Get over yourself!
sorry but youre not the most popular because of this picture and who are you to copyright this you didnt take this picture and you cant blame her for acting the way she is …how the fuck would you feel if youre loved one shot themself in the head..im still going crazy that i have never met my grandfather from a suicidal accident ..you honestly need a fucking life if you use other peoples pictures to make youre page big..guess what i bet you are one ugly ass mother fucker and couldnt put A PICTURE OF YOURESELF…BECAUSE NOONE CARES ABOUT JUST SOME GUY!!…THATS ALL YOU ARE AND I WOULDNT EVEN CALL YOU THAT..YOU INCONSIDERATE, FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
I actually got here searching for a different picture that was linked to your blog… but man, you speak only truth.
All these people freaking out in the comments have just totally proved your point, regardless of what they say.
The real reason for Kurt Cobain’s demise.