So, you think you have something interesting to say and you’ve decided to say it to me, eh? Well, before you start, lets get a few things straight.

1) In general, I don’t link to other blogs unless I find something REALLY interesting. If you’re writing to tell me about a product or story you found linked from Engadget, Gawker, or any of the other other so-called “blogs” that do nothing but link to other peoples stuff, don’t waste your time.

2) If you want to advertise on AntiBlogger, well – Chances are I’m not interested. I’m not saying it would be a total waste of your time to contact me about it, but since I do offer ad space on this site using AdBrite as well as simple links using Text Link Ads, contacting me directly would be pretty pointless unless you’re interested in a large custom advertising campaign.

3) Death threats are not going to be taken seriously. Sorry.

3.1) Really, I just don’t give a shit. I’ll just ignore you like I have been since my very first death threat.

4) Love notes and requests for sex… Ok, fine. Just make sure you include a link to a few good photos that you wouldn’t mind sharing with the rest of the world.

That being said, I present you with: The Contact Form.