My birthday is just 1 1/2 months away…

Yep — just a month and a half to decide what you’re getting me for my birthday. I know it’s difficult — I mean, what do you get the asshole that has just about everything? How about one of these:

The Bugatti Veyron

Zero to 60 MPH in (yawn) 2.46 seconds — Zero to 200 in under 30 seconds. Not to shabby for a 4 wheel drive with a mere 1000 horsepower. Pretty damn affordable with a base price of about $1,623,067.10 USD.

I’m not too picky if you’re wondering what color I’d like best.