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Liquid Condom

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005

Not really sure what to say about this one… Anyone out in the Guangdong province wanna ship one of these over? Along with a nice Asian girl to test it out on, of course.

liquid condomA man shows a bottle of newly-developed liquid condom for women use he bought from a drugstore in Yichang, Hubei Province November 21, 2005. The new product, making use of naometer and physical foaming technologies, is said to be easy to apply, anti-bacteria and lubricating. The invisible condom, developed by a company in south China’s Guangdong Province, has won approval from the province’s drug administration and is now available in drugstores in the country.

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Outsourcing to India

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

Outsourcing to IndiaA recent topic of debate for me and many of my friends has been outsourcing customer service jobs to India. I’ll start right off and tell you that I’m on the “pro” side of this argument although most of those I talk to are not.

In the beginning - calling customer service just to get re-routed to somewhere in India or Bangladesh was a pain in the ass. I freely admit that I’ve had more than one bad experience when dealing with these outsourced call centers. But then again - I’ve had more than one bad experience when dealing with US based call centers. In fact, I’ve only had a couple of good experiences when working with customer service centers located in the States.

See, everyone wants to rip on overseas call centers because of two reasons. One, it’s taking away jobs from Americans, and Two, that damn accent.

Lets rip apart the language difference. At first, yes - many of the call center employees were absolutly HORRIBLE - but, for the most part, this is no longer the issue.

In the past 2 months, I’ve been on the phone with a minimum of 20 different call center employees - about half of those were located here in the states and the other half somewhere overseas.

Of the 10 or so calls that involved overseas operators, I only had trouble understanding one, and in that case I simply told them I was having a hard time understanding their accent and asked that someone else help me - No problem, a few seconds later I was talking to someone that spoke near-perfect english.

Of the 10 calls that involved US based operators I had 3 problem calls - I could not understand a THING they were saying, and on two of these calls, when I asked to speak to someone different, the operator took offense and the call ended up being escalated to a supervisor after much frustration.*

There ya have it. At least in my recent experience, the accent problem isn’t much of a problem at all.

Now, lets address the Jobs issue. Everyone is bitching about the jobs going to India while they’re having a hard time finding jobs here in the states. I’m sorry to say - But tough shit.

The reality is pretty straight forward. Just because the jobs are going overseas doesn’t mean they’re being taken away from qualified individuals here in the States. The harsh reality is people here in the US think they deserve to be paid well for jobs they’re not qualified to do. Corporate America has finally decided to take a stand against this type of hiring Americans for the sake of creating jobs and have started hiring qualified individuals that will work for a justifiable wage.

Most of the Americans that argue against outsourcing to India are not educated enough to know what they’re talking about. Most people think that answering a phone at a call center is just like being a general operator - reading a screen and answering questions - but the reality is they need to be educated enough to answer questions and troubleshoot issues that aren’t ‘by the book’ problems.

I think the biggest problem most people have when they deal with customer service isn’t an accent or language issue, but rather an issue of intelligence. They don’t get the answers they need because the person on the other end of the line simply doesn’t know the answer.

Many will argue that we should just educate employees better… But why? Why should American business’ spend the money to educate people on how to do their jobs? I mean, would you hire an uneducated carpenter at the going rate, then spend extra money to educate them on the proper use of a hammer and nails? I don’t think so! You’d hire someone that knows what they’re doing, save a lot of money, and get a job thats done right.

The situation here is no different - If a company like Dell decided to start hiring people here in the States rather than outsourcing, one of two things would happen … 1) You’d call tech support or customer service about that laptop you just ordered and get some idiot who couldn’t answer your questions, get thrown into the hold queue and end up frustrated that you’ve wasted half your day on the phone, or 2) You would have just paid double for your laptop, or not been able to afford it at all because the cost of educating and staffing Americans just got passed down to you.

One way or another, people have to start understanding that they need to get educated and make their own opportunities or someone else will. You don’t get something for nothing, and nobody that’s living the American dream is doing so because it was handed to them. They’re there because they worked hard to get there. If the have-nots in our country don’t take that to heart, the American dream may soon be the Indian, Phillipino or Hungarian dream.

Oh, and if you’re wondering what set me off on this little rant; I had the BEST customer service phone call today. A call that ended up at a Bangladesh call center. My questions were answered by a young lady that spoke perfect English, was amazingly polite, knew everything about the product I was calling about and ended the conversation by bringing her supervisor on the line just to make sure everything was handled to my satisfaction. Exceptional customer service.

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Thinking about becoming a call girl?

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005
Product Image: Turning Pro: A Guide to Sex Work for the Ambitious and the Intrigued

An essential manual for anybody who’s ever considered a career as a phone sex operator, escort, call girl, exotic dancer, adult film performer or any other kind of sex worker. The actual details of sex work; how to get a job, how to keep yourself safe, how much you can expect to make, how to plan your exit strategy, and more… as well as dozens of juicy anecdotes about life is like between the sheets.

Ah, yes - I do believe this little gem means that my christmas shopping is OVER.

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Last Days

Sunday, November 20th, 2005
Product Image: Gus Van Sant's Last Days
My rating: 3 out of 5

I was/am a big fan of Nirvana & Kurt Cobain … I happened across the band back before they hit the mainstream, thanks to a friend that collected a few demo tapes on a trip to Seattle, and fell in love with the sound.

I’d hear a bit about Gus Van Sant’s Last Days - A movie loosely based on the last days of Kurt Cobain - and since I hadn’t heard a single middle of the road review of it, I put off watching it for quite some time. Everyone that’d seen it either absolutly hated it, or absolutly loved it. Well, I finally broke down and decided to give it a go.

I threw it into the DVD player with a very open mind - disregarding every opinion I’d heard about it and just allowed myself to sink in.

Last days is what it is … It’s an art piece, it’s an introspective look into the human condition, it’s a story about the shell of a person, Blake (or Curt), during his last days of existance or lack of. Mixed into the “plot” are the few people around him during those last days. It doesn’t attempt to explain a state of mind, rather it allows you to guess - giving you all the externals and surroundings without trying to make you feel anything in specific.

Everything about this film is very raw and somewhat unrehersed but put together in a very well thought out way. It’s not in any way “unprofessional”, but rather experimental work of a skilled writer and director. Rather than a script, the actors and director used an idea and a well researched background to create something that seemed very real.

Now, all that said - I do think there was a bit of room for improvment.

A smidge more background could have been added to the film, particularly for those that knew nothing about Blake (Kurt). I think someone knowing nothing about Kurt Cobain might find it very difficult to put the pieces together. A bit more insight into the external goings-on would have improved the experience without forcing anyone into a particular state of mind.

Some of the bit-parts were played by people Van Sant, almost literally, plucked off the street. A couple of them did well, but a couple of them were so awful that I found myself terribly anoyed. Although there were limited scenes with these offensive non-actors, they were enough to distract me from the movie and think about how bad they were.

So, overall it wasn’t a bad movie. If you have the attention span for something that forces you to think a bit and allows you to develop your own idea of whats really going on, you’ll enjoy it. If you don’t have the patience or just want mindless entertainment, STAY AWAY from this film - you will hate it.

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Jesus is Magic Trailer

Friday, November 18th, 2005

Ok, so I just found out (DUH!) that this is already playing in Chicago, and it’s bumped the new Harry Potter from the roster, temporarily.
jesus is magic

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First Snow…

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

What a pleasant surprise and a great ending to a great night. Not a lot of snow, nothing that would stick to the ground anyway, but just enough to remind me that winter is just around the bend.

Just wish I would have closed the window in my bedroom before going out for the evening…

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Ahh, the sound of traffic…

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

So, I’m convinced that the best part of not being home for two weeks is the feeling of being home again.

Unlike most of you saps, I don’t have a typical day-to-day job proper. I’ve got a few projects - maybe too many - that might make it seem like that craptastic corporate job I used to have, but in the end, I’m my own boss and that makes a world of difference. The typical return-from-vacation vibe of having to go back to the office don’t exist for me.

So, yeah - it’s good to be back. Traffic sounds soothing my sleep, sirens making sure I don’t sleep in too long and random other familiar city-noises to keep my mind occupied and at ease.

Hard to believe that just a couple of weeks ago I was so gung ho about getting out of this place. What the fuck was I thinking?

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Unlucky in Love…

Saturday, November 12th, 2005

Lucky at cards, unlucky in love…

I’ve always had a horseshoe up my ass when it comes to finding women or ‘playing the game’. Quite often, I’ve managed to get myself into relationships - or at the very least, into the sack - with women that are terribly out of my league. I really don’t understand why, but I guess il est ce qui est il.

Unfortunately, the luck seems to run out as soon as love enters the picture. Now, don’t get me wrong - things don’t stop the moment the feelings start, but after a close analysis, it’s always the point that things begin their slow doward spiral.

::sigh:: I dunno - I just want the comfort of knowing someone will be there when the day is done. Such a simple comfort.

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
– Robert Frost

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